I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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