Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Damn victory sex feels great
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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