doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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