I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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