if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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