my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Randomize
