What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
pop tarts are not kleenex
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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