Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
There's even glitter on my cock...
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