I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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