If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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