So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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