Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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