I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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