our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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