Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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