Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
they're like a gay fantastic four
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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