I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
You're like the curious george of whores
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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