butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
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