white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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