Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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