party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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