remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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