Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
