Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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