i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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