I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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