"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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