Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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