did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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