For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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