Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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