just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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