they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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