We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
It was confusing and full of hummus
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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