Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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