Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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