It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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