yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
fuck your aforementioned shoe
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Randomize