he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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