That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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