11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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