She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
if you like me you must not know who I am
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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