I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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