What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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