Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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