he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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