rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Come on in and take your pants off
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