Do vagina's smell?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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