I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
