can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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