why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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