Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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