Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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