I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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