Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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